hobo

Every once in a while at the exit I take on the way home from work there are people, who'd I'd assume are homeless, on the corner. They always have a sign made of cardboard saying something like, "Homeless Vet, will work for food. God Bless". So today happened to be one of those days. As I'm driving down the ramp I notice it looks like he doesn't have a sign. As I get closer I see he's holding his head... or so I thought. As I get right up to him, I see he's on his CELL PHONE! His sign... folded up in his hand. Unbelievable.